Cover story: The SWL Top 10 Shitest films of all time
The world owes a lot to Russ Meyer, Ed Wood, and a score of other Shit directors who were too Shit to even rate a mention here. A body could fly around the globe three times and not get bored with the inflight movie program if it was anything like the list we present to you herein.
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Which is the Shitest* website?
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*About Shit We Like
“shitest:
if something is the shit, it’s cool. If something is the shitest, it’s the coolest.
i.e: that band is the shitest.” …..urbandictionary.com
Shit We Like is a collective turd that has been brewing in the disgruntled colons of the SWL team for several years. All veterans of the shitty mainstream publishing industry, the SWL team - known as the Shiters - were very dissatisfied with the blatantly biased and boring shit in most magazines and newspapers. "Why aren’t there magazines writing about the shit we like?" we asked. The Shitest movies - funny, yet tragically poorly made and acted. The Shitest music - rockin’, but with a naively misguided sense of machismo. The Shitest news from the worlds of half-baked science, half-arsed arts and half-bred pop culture. Plus our strange fascination with monkeys and Asian culinary faux pas. All things weird, crazy and cool.
Back in the day, the Shiters met a crazy-as-batshit bastard who had frequent peyote flashbacks (he was convinced an eagle spoke to him and the village cow could read his mind) and occasional acid flashbacks, and he regularly annoyed the piss out of us with his bullshit anecdotes about the intricacies of judging scarecrow-making contests (you can’t even make up this kind of shit!).
One day crazy bastard told us he had a dream - he wanted to start his own newspaper called STROTT (Something To Read On The Train). Of course, it was a shit name and the idea was a ripped off idea from Melbourne’s MX, but that batshit-crazy bastard had a point - if you want something, why not do it yourself?
So after years of sitting on the pot, we’ve finally snapped it off in the form of Shit We Like. It’s unbiased by advertising sponsors, random, and regular updates can’t be guaranteed, but it’s Shit that we like - and if you don’t, then piss off back here.
